No one knows they are not dreaming. Not one of us. Not ever. Not for a single moment of our lives.
Trish Hidge (?) from the mayor's office called a press-conference today, in which she stood in front of a large truck, painted in bright neon colors and decorated with flashing lights, and resolutely denied the truck's existence. She continued this denial for several minutes and through a lengthy round of questioning from the gathered reporters, although it should be noted that many questions took the point of just pointing at the truck and raising an eyebrow. Miss Hidge admitted afterwards that the conference was simply a workout for her denial skills, which she says she must keep sharp through constant practice and which she also says do not exist.
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